Pharmacist Jokes


How Pharmacists Do It…

Pharmacists do it with drugs.

Pharmacists do it by prescription.

Pharmacists do it with side effects.

Pharmacists do it over the counter.

Pharmacists do it with scruples.

Pharmacists do it with a grinding motion.

Birth Control

A woman and her husband approach their pharmacist and begin to ask questions like if the pharmacy checks for medications past their expiration date and the reliability of a certain company that makes birth control pills. Finally the pharmacist asks the couple what’s the matter. The wife explains, “In spite of using birth control pills [...]

Cough cure

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.

Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their [...]