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	<title>Medical Humor</title>
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	<description>Medical Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Nurse Jokes</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Pharmacists Do It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/pharmacist-jokes/how-pharmacists-do-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pharmacist Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pharmacists do it with drugs.

Pharmacists do it by prescription.

Pharmacists do it with side effects.

Pharmacists do it over the counter.

Pharmacists do it with scruples.

Pharmacists do it with a grinding motion.
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		<title>Birth Control</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/pharmacist-jokes/birth-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pharmacist Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A woman and her husband approach their pharmacist and begin to ask questions like if the pharmacy checks for medications past their expiration date and the reliability of a certain company that makes birth control pills. Finally the pharmacist asks the couple what&#8217;s the matter. The wife explains, &#8220;In spite of using birth control pills [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sausages</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/sausages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I&#8217;m crazy because I like sausages.

Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.

Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I&#8217;ve got hundreds of them.
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		<title>20 Year Reunion</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/20-year-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.

The older looking one asks the other, &#8220;What&#8217;s your secret? Listening to other people&#8217;s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me.&#8221;

The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waiting Room Conversation</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/waiting-room-conversation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a psychiatrist&#8217;s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, &#8220;Why are you here?&#8221;

The second answers, &#8220;I&#8217;m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.&#8221;

The first is curious and asks, &#8220;How do you know that you&#8217;re Napoleon?&#8221;

The second responds, &#8220;God told me I was.&#8221;

At this point, a patient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time for a Change</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/time-for-a-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night&#8217;s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Genie in a Bottle</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/genie-in-a-bottle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/genie-in-a-bottle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A psychologist was walking along a Hawaiian beach when he kicked a bottle poking up through the sand. Opening it, he was astonished to see a cloud of smoke and a genie smiling at him.


&#8220;For your kindness,&#8221; the genie said, &#8220;I will grant you one wish!&#8221; The psychologist paused, laughed, and replied, &#8220;I have always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asylum Fence</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/psychology-jokes/asylum-fence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Psychology Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, &#8220;Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!&#8221;


He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can&#8217;t help but wonder why they are chanting &#8220;Thirteen!&#8221; over and over. Could it be that they are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cough cure</title>
		<link>http://www.medicalhumor.net/pharmacist-jokes/cough-cure/</link>
		<comments>http://www.medicalhumor.net/pharmacist-jokes/cough-cure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pharmacist Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.


Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.


Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their [...]]]></description>
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